Klaus' Kustard Koloured Kollage
(Alteration)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  Instantaneous
Casting Time:  2
Area of Effect:  One 5?15?30 foot wedge
Saving Throw:  Special

The material component of this spell is a blob of custard in each hand. When cast, 1d6 + 1 per level curling, intertwining layers of custard burst forth from the caster's fingertips. The streams can first be aimed at multiple targets if desired. Any creature hit by the custard must save versus spell or suffer the effects of Klaus' krazy kustard pie, and in any case is knocked down if hit by enough custard (tiny sized creatures will always be knocked down by one stream, small by two, medium by four, large by eight, giant by sixteen). Subtract 20% chance per stream below the required number, and 10% for each extra leg beyond two possessed by the target creature.

