Gopher
(Conjuration/Summoning)

Range:  40 feet
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  2 hours per level
Casting Time:  2 rounds
Area of Effect:  One creature
Saving Throw:  Negates

When cast, this spell causes the victim to be followed by a crazed man who is convinced that the victim is a gopher. The man has a magic wand that shoots magic missiles as projectiles. However, the man always misses but he shows up at the worst times, for example when sneaking up on a sleeping dragon. Even though he misses he will continue to attempt to shoot the victim succeeding in destroying the area where the victim is.
The man has AC -2, 200 HP, regenerates 2 points of damage per melee round, has an Intelligence of 5 and a Wisdom of 3. He just loves to yell "freeze gopher!" at the top of his voice. While this spell is in effect, the victim has a -95% to his chance to surprise. The material component of this spell is a gopher tail.

