Leomund's Tiny Tavern
(Alteration)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  5 hours + 1 hour per level
Casting Time:  3
Area of Effect:  One 20-foot diameter sphere
Saving Throw:  None

A spell similar to Leomund's tiny hut, this spell was probably not made by Leomund. Speculation gives credit to one of Leomund's apprentices. In any case, this is a weaker spell but with extra niceties. Another strange relative to this spell is its sister spell Leomund's tiny brothel (definitely not from Leomund, thus adding evidence to the originals of these copies).
When this spell is cast, the wizard creates an unmoving, opaque, soundproof sphere of force of any desired colour around his person. Up to 6 other mansized creatures can fit into the field with its creator, and they can freely pass into and out of the tavern without harming it. If the spellcaster removes himself from it, the spell dissipates.
The temperature inside the tavern is a cool 60?F, if the exterior temperature is between 0?F and 100?F. An exterior temperature below 0?F and above 100?F respectively lowers or raises, the interior temperature on a 1? for 1? basis. The tiny tavern also provides protection against the elements, such as rain, dust, sandstorms, and the like. The tavern can withstand any wind of less than hurricane force without being harmed, but wind forces greater than that destroy it.
The interior of the tavern is a hemisphere; the spellcaster can illuminate it dimly upon command, or extinguish the light as desired. A sturdy wooden table and seven chairs sit in the centre of the tavern. On the table are three bowls. One contains pretzels, one contains potato chips, and one contains peanuts. The bowls magically fill themselves with the snacks. Alongside the table is a chest filled with a neverending supply of ice and bottles of alcohol. The type of alcohol is dependent of the wizard's wishes. Each bottle may contain a different type of alcohol but no alcohol may be better than normal in quality. An illusion of a lovely, big-breasted, blonde wench and a handsome young gigolo will mingle around the tavern and serve the occupants' needs.
Note that although the force field is opaque from the outside, it is transparent from within. Missiles, weapons, and most spell effects will pass through the tavern without affecting it and its occupants, although the occupants cannot be seen from outside the tavern. The tavern can be dispelled.
The material component for this spell is a small crystal bead that shatters when the spell duration expires or the tavern is dispelled, a glass bottle, and an oak stick (at least one foot long).

