Find the Chair
(Evocation)

Range:  0
Components:  V
Duration:  instantaneous
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  Creature touched
Saving Throw:  None

When cast, this spell will help an intoxicated person to sit steadily. When there is a brawl going on, it will automatically summon the nearest chair within the area of effect so the wizard may be comfortable in watching the battle.

