Lohocla's -Shaken, Not Stirred-
(Alteration)

Range:  Special
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  3 rounds + 1 round per level
Casting Time:  6
Area of Effect:  Special
Saving Throw:  Special

This spell causes two unrelated effects. The first is a local tremor of low strength that rumbles the ground in a 25-foot diameter area around the caster. The shock lasts for the duration of the spell. The small quake is dramatic and startling but does not cause any harm or ill effects. It is intended to mislead victims into thinking the spell affects multiple persons or a large area like the earthquake spell.
The real danger of the spell is the second effect, that is directed towards only one creature within 25 feet. The target of the spell shakes violently for the duration of the spell (note that this effect is a separate action from the quake). The shaking renders the victim immobile (no movement, no combat, etc.). If a person or creature touches the trembling victim at any time, then that person begins to shake as well for the remainder of the spell. A trembling person suffers 1d4 points of damage per round. During the last round, a trembling person must make a saving throw. Failing the saving throw causes the person to enter comatose state of intoxication for 1d6 hours. Recovery from this state is as stated in the rules.
The main material component of this spell is a pint of a martini, a drink composed of gin (an alcoholic liquor distilled from grain and flavoured with juniper berries), vodka (an alcoholic liquid distilled from fermented wheat or rye mash, corn, or potatoes), and dry vermouth (a white wine flavoured with aromatic herbs). Other material components are one olive with a slice of pimento (a mild-flavoured red pepper) in it, and the tail feather from a male chicken (a cocktail). All material components are consumed once the spell is cast.

