Lohocla's Enchanted Bartender and Staff
(Conjuration/Summoning)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  1 hour per level
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  40-foot radius
Saving Throw:  None

Lohocla created this spell for a tavern owner, who happened to be a retired adventurer wizard, that was having business trouble. Lohocla gave him 100 gold pieces, bestowed the bartending nonweapon proficiency on him, taught him an abundance of alcohol drinks, gave him the spell, and cast a permanency spell on an enchanted bartender to serve the wizard as a main bartender. The spell is not one normally studied by adventuring wizards but is often used by retired adventurers and other sedentary types.
This specialized version of the unseen servant was developed with one particular task in mind - bartending and barkeeping. The enchanted bartender and staff are magical forces under the control of the wizard.
The main power of the spell creates an enchanted bartender. It can perform simple barkeeping actions like making, serving, and doctoring drinks, wiping the bar, cleaning dirty drinking vessels, filling snack bowls, etc.
The enchanted bartender can only make mixed drinks that the wizard himself has prepared at some point in his life. Hopefully, the wizard has the bartending nonweapon proficiency so that his enchanted bartender can make perfect drinks.
Every three levels, the wizard can create an enchanted barmaid to assist the enchanted bartender. Thus, at level 3 the wizard can create one barmaid, at level 6 he can create two barmaids, at level 9 he can create three barmaids, etc. An enchanted barmaid cannot mix drinks like the enchanted bartender. An enchanted barmaid can perform simple barmaid actions like serving drinks and snacks, wiping off tables, sweeping up messes, etc.
Every six levels, the wizard can create an enchanted bouncer. Thus, at level 6 the wizard can create one bouncer, at level 12 he can create two bouncers, at level 18 he can create three bouncers, etc. An enchanted bouncer serves only one purpose: to expel disorderly persons (with the exception of the wizard of course) in a bar or tavern. An enchanted bouncer has a Strength of 18/1d100, a Dexterity of 18, and a number of hit points equal to the wizard's. If an enchanted bouncer is given resistance, he proficiently attacks with non-lethal combat such as punching and wrestling. DMs must be sure that a player does not abuse an enchanted bouncer's power. It is only created to expel disorderly people from a bar or tavern, not to enter the wizard's combative battles while adventuring.
The enchanted bartender and staff with the exception of the bouncers are no stronger then an unseen servant and no more dextrous than its creator. The enchanted bartender and staff can be left to do their duties on their own. If something disrupts the smooth flow of their routine (such as the arrival of Tiamat), the staff will go to the enchanted bartender who will seek the advice of its creator.
All creations may be dispelled by the caster at will. Also, an enchanted bartender or any staff other than the bouncers can be dispelled by taking 6 points of damage from area of effect attacks such as breath weapons, explosions, etc. A dispel magic will get rid of everybody. The material components of this spell are a block of birch wood and some string.

