Smiley
(Alteration, Evocation)

Range:  10 feet per level
Components:  S
Duration:  Permanent
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  One object
Saving Throw:  None

This spell creates a smiley face which appears on the object to be affected. This smiley is created from the same material as the object on which it appears: if cast on a cloak it appears as an ironed-on smiley, if cast on a shield it appears as a painting, etc. The smiley face cannot be removed without the use of dispel magic - and if this is tried it always works at one hundred percent, but with the vanishing of the smiley the material it was on also vanishes - so that you get a smiley shaped hole in the object, which does not destroy the object nor does it render it unusable, but you have a hole in it nonetheless. Even a mug which had smiley cast on its bottom which was removed by dispel magic will have hole in its bottom but it can still be filled with liquid without the liquid running out of the bottom.

