Itch
(Enchantment/Charm)(Charm)

Range:  30 yards
Components:  V, S
Duration:  Instantaneous
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  One creature
Saving Throw:  Negates

Causes the victim to have an irresistible urge to scratch, if it fails its saving throw. This can be cast on any sort of creature that is able to scratch, and dogs save at -4. This spell works with embarrassing effectiveness on armoured folks. The actual location of the itch is semi-random (i.e., the DM rolls a dice, pretends it matters, then does whatever he likes). Most of the time, though, it's on the back, the foot, or, on the odd occasion, less appropriate places.

