Jamye's Flesh to Toast
(Alteration)

Range:  10 yards
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  Permanent
Casting Time:  7
Area of Effect:  One creature
Saving Throw:  Negates

This spell turns the flesh of any creature affected into a golden-brown piece of hot yummy toast. Only the victim is affected; anything the victim may be wearing (or non-organic items ingested) will not be turned into toast. The resultant toast is subject to any forces normal toast is subject to (slicing, buttering, eating, whatever). One cubic foot of toast will satisfy the appetites of four humans, although they may get tired of toast way before then.
The material components of this spell are a small pat of butter or cream cheese, and 1 foot of steel wire. The steel wire will not be consumed in the casting.
Note that this spell is not reversible. The effects can only be countered with a wish or limited wish.

