Daryana's Holy Shit
(Conjuration)(Creation)

Range:  10 feet
Components:  V
Duration:  Permanent
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  3-inch radius sphere
Saving Throw:  None

This spell was granted to Daryana, 3rd-level priestess of the goddess of magic, after she had repeatedly, loudly, requested it.
Upon uttering the verbal component - already mentioned in the spell's name - two things can happen. If cast consciously, the spell can be targeted and takes effect immediately. In this case, some faeces appear anywhere within the range of the spell.
If this spell was memorised, but the verbal component uttered more or less unconsciously, the spell's effect is delayed for up to 1 hour while the place of impact is anywhere within 10 feet around the unfortunate priest, both at the DM's discretion.

