Niiraloth's Random Sobriety_
(Alteration)

Range:  0
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  1d4?100 rounds
Casting Time:  3
Area of Effect:  The caster
Saving Throw:  None

This spell is unusual even for a wild magic dweomer, and is cast by taking a huge swig of liquor (the material component) after saying the magic words. It causes a strange type of drunkenness to overwhelm the caster. The wizard's state of intoxication is randomly determined every round, as per the table below:

	D100 Roll	Intoxication Level
	01-25	Sober (normal)
	26-50	Slight (double effects)
	51-75	Moderate (triple effects)
	76-95	Great (quadruple effects)
	96-00	Incoherent (casting impossible)

Note that the chance of spell failure inherent to these states of drunkenness (see the Net Alcohol Guide for more information) is changed by the spell's magic to mean "chance of wild surge" instead. Spells which surge because of the random sobriety will have the enhanced effects noted above. A wizard who is sober will act and cast normally that round. A wizard in slight intoxication will have a 25% chance of surging any spell, but suffers all other side effects of drunkenness. Moderate intoxication means a 50% chance of surging, with other side effects retained. Great intoxication will cause all spells cast to surge (rather than making casting impossible), but has severe side effects otherwise. Incoherent means that the wizard is in danger of passing out - if this is rolled twice in a row, then the wizard will fall unconscious for 1d4 rounds. The caster will not know his level of intoxication, unless he is sober or completely unable to act due to incoherentness.
A side benefit of this spell is that the wizard has a chance equal to the chance of surging to be able to escape (usually by stumbling, otherwise by colourful chaos-interference) any negative side effects of his wild surges during that round. Also, Nahal's Reckless Dweomer has triple chance to cast the desired spell normally during rounds in which the caster is either slightly or moderately intoxicated.

