Prismatic Dildo
(Conjuration)

Range:  60 yards
Components:  V
Duration:  3 rounds per level
Casting Time:  6
Area of Effect:  Special
Saving Throw:  Special

This spell allows the caster to conjure up an opaque object within some orifice of a creature within range, providing the creature with seven different sexual stimuli. Any creature with a Constitution of less than 6 or fewer than 4 Hit Dice is immediately overcome by the sensation and falls orgasming and unconscious for 2d4 turns. Any attempt to remove the dildo only lodges it further, and increases the duration by 2 rounds. The seven colours of the shimmering cylinder function as follows:

	Colour	Order	Effect	Spell Negated By
	Red	1st	Pornographic	Disbelief, true seeing
			illusions
	Orange	2nd	Arousal	Disinterest
	Yellow	3rd	Expansion or	Hold person
			contraction
	Green	4th	Enigmatic Enema	Transmute water to dust
	Blue	5th	Ben-Wa Rotation	Chill touch
	Indigo	6th	Vibration	Irritation
	Violet	7th	Lubrication	Dispel magic

Each colour must be removed in order to negate the dildo before the end of its natural duration. The spellcaster also may dispel the dildo at will. It is rumoured that other variations of prismatic dildo exist, both in their effects and their negations.

